"Woke" is used everywhere these days by rightwing grifters and good old fashioned everyday conservative Christian folks who don't actually know what it means. Do you know what it means? It's hard to explain.
One thing we can all agree however, is that the definition of woke is anything that is bad and by "bad" we mean anything that goes against the traditional white American evangelical lifestyle. Either it is explicitly forbidden in the Bible, although some of these rules are acceptable to ignore, or it is not mentioned in the Bible at all, making it unbiblical and sinful. Essentially, if it somehow offends your political worldview or you simply don't like it because it's newfangled and annoying, it is woke.
For convenience I have created a comprehensive list of things which are woke. This list is intended to be a reference guide if you need to double-check in the future if something should be avoided.
Abortions
Academia
Activism
Antidepressants
Atheism
Allergies, especially gluten and dairy
Analysis
Anarchy
Anime
Anxiety
Archaeology
Arguing
Art exhibitions
Artisan bakeries
Asking questions
Astrology
Astronomy
Avocado toast
Beaches
Beards, except goatees
Being black
Being female
Being Mexican
Being LGBTQ+
Bidets
Bike riding
Blue, green or pink hair
Body positivity
Brunch
Canada
Capitalism
Cardigans
Cats
Censorship
Charities
Children having friends
Cities
Cocktails
Coffee shops
College funds for your children
Colors
Communism
Composting
Contraception
Cooking
Critical thinking
Cremation
Criticism and discussion
Cross dressing
Crossing your legs
C-sections
Deodorant for men
Dinosaurs
Diversity
Divorce
Doc Martens
Drugs
Drug smuggling
Due process
Education
Economics
Electric cars
Elevators
Emotions
Empathy
Epidurals
Episcopalianism
Equality
Europe
Evolution
Fact checking
Fashion
FDA
Female pop singers
Feminism
Feta cheese
Film and media studies
Financial aid
Fine lines and wrinkles
Flags (except the Star Spangled Banner and Rebel flag)
Foldable umbrellas
Food stamps
Foreign cinema and indie movies
Fornication
Freckles
Freedom
Gender neutrality
Gentrification
Gin
Giving way at an intersection
Glass, metal and paper straws
Glasses
Glitter
Goths
Grades
Graffiti
Greenland
Grocery shopping
Gun control
Gynecology
"Happy holidays"
Having an accent
Having chromosomes
Having roommates
Helmets
Hippies
Hollywood
Homeless shelters
Horoscopes
Hospitals
House plants
Humanitarianism
Indietronica music
Indoctrination
Integration
Interior design
IVF
Jazz music
Journalism
Kale
Knitting
Learning or teaching accurate history
Leftism
Liberalism
Liberal arts
Libraries
Lingerie
Literature
Livable wages
Logic
Marketing
Marxism
Matcha
Mathematics
Matthew 19:16-24
Medical research
Medication
Meditation
Mental illnesses
Mentioning “hate speech”
Microbreweries
Modern art
Ms. as a title
Multilingualism
Museums
Music festivals
National parks
Neurodivergence
Night clubs
Nihilism
Nuance
Oat Lattes
Olives and olive oil
Open borders
Orgasms
OSHA
Painting
Papacy
Parking properly
Pasteurisation
Paternity leave
Patience
Peeing sitting down
Peer reviewing
Pesto
Pharmaceutical companies
PhDs
Philosophy
Poetry
Pole dancing
Politeness
Politically correct language
Postal voting
Pronouns
Protesting
Psychiatry
Psychology
Public affection
Quinoa
Rainbows
Ramps
Rap music
Reading books
Recycling
Rehabilitation programs
Religions that aren't Christianity
Reparations
Retirement plans
Rioting
Rock music
Satanism
Savings
Science
Scholarships
Seatbelts
Septum piercings
Showering everyday
Sick leave
Single mothers
Skateboarding
Socialism
Social media
Social studies
Solar energy
Sourdough bread (slowly becoming anti-woke)
Soy
Speaking, learning and teaching woke languages such as Spanish or ASL
Spices
Statistical analysis
Studio apartments
Subtitles
Sunglasses
Sunscreen
Surfing
Sushi
Tampons
Tantruming
Tattoos
Tarot reading
Tax increases for the 1%
Theatre
Therapy
Thrifting
Tolerance
Tote bags
Trains
Trams
Trauma
Unions
Universities
Vacations abroad
Vaccines
Vegetarianism/Veganism
Vibrators
Video games
Vinyl records
Volunteering
Walkable cities
Walking on the inside on the sidewalk
Weakness
Wearing glasses
Wind energy
Women having careers
Women in jeans
Women voting
Yoga
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