This is a great age again, well soon anyway. The Lord has appointed our president to make our great nation an isolationist theocratic autocracy set somewhere in the mid-50's, where just enough progress was made that we're post industrial revolution and have television, but not enough progress to mean that human rights matter: peak Christianity idealism. I trust in the Lord's great plan for our Christian nationalist utopia and how he uses our president as the vessel. Even the president's dementia is a beautiful symbol of the Great Regression to a more simple and holier time. The closer he is to meeting God, the closer we all become to God.
As we regress together as a nation, it is my pleasure to fulfill my patriotic duty and pay twice as much for groceries and gas. I will gladly make these financial sacrifices, giving faceless conglomerates every last penny I own if it means owning the libs. It is all part of the Lord's brilliant plan for our nation and the suffering of the libs truly is the proof that God is real and is on our side. Hallelujah!
The so-called cost of living crisis is of course just a problem for the libs. If you are a Godly woman who has chosen to follow the Lord's design for women, then you will have married a most likely straight Christian man while you stay at home raising future warriors for Jesus. Regardless of whether the holy lifestyle is fulfilling to you or makes you happy, remember what matters is that you are an example for others to follow in your footsteps. Being a shining example of a traditional middle-class housewife is how you serve others in your community. Let them watch in awe as you serve the Lord and your husband and never yourself. Let them be jealous.
But what if you want to take it to the next level?
There is a hot new trend right now in the tradwife community and that is becoming a stay-at-home daughter once again. But why? Well, after sacrificing all of our money to own the libs and after investing so much into my husband's inline skating career, we found ourselves in a new season of finances. If you keep up with our banger content, you'll know we recently moved into my mother's house for just a few months. Like every trend, this is just a fleeting moment, a quick reset and a chance to finally relax and let someone else pay the rent and bills, just until my husband's career takes off.
It has been two weeks now and can I just say this has been a beautiful time of healing and energizing. Suddenly I find myself being able to sleep better, I don't watch my kids half the time and I barely have to clean anymore. I have so much free time I joke about getting a job as I laugh about the women who do. This is the joy and the beauty in traditional family and womanhood. As women, we are literally designed to be dependent on others, so much so that it is the ultimate act of femininity to submit completely and rely on your parents to also help you in the way they did before you were married off to the first man you dated.
But what has really transformed my life forever is taking up playing tennis ten days ago. I owe all of my newfound relief and happiness to it as I have become fitter physically, mentally and spiritually because I look hotter. Don't get me wrong, it hasn't been easy. I dedicate as much as two hours a day to tennis and I get up early in the morning too, which is a very difficult and challenging thing. Women who work simply won't understand. I remember speaking to my husband the other day about this life impacting season:
"The reason why I was in The Wilderness™ was because I was not working out enough! I needed to refine myself physically. I'm done living like this, something has to change. I may need to turn to my mom after this for extra guidance on this new path because I can't go back to how things were before. The Lord is guiding us to really take this marriage to the next level by focusing on being hot while we ignore our financial destitution."
He agreed and then left for the weekend for another inline skating tournament. One more step towards providing for us.
We are certainly not the first couple to move back in with our parents. Other adult wives have also discovered the joy and power in female helplessness by relying on their mothers, who run on the strength Jesus gave them. The world is getting bigger, more globalized and our puny female brains are just not cut out for that. So we should protect ourselves by retreating into the basements of our mothers and grandmothers, while our husbands chase their dreams. Some married couples earn a single income, others earn a single part-time income, so the financial blessings from mooching off our families is not to be taken for granted. Suddenly you're basically on a double or triple income, all without getting a job! The cost of living crisis doesn't affect you. Nothing does.
Remember, as a stay-at-home daughter, you are still a stay-at-home wife and if you want to remain holy, it is of the upmost importance that you do not get a job. Looking back at the 1950's, the only correct time in history, almost all of my great grandmothers had jobs. One was a nurse, the other a school teacher, another a cashier and the other was a stay-at-home mother of five who took pills a lot. I think you can tell which one was the most holy, living on pure trust in the Lord that He will provide with the family wealth they had. That should be your goal as a SAHD. The money will magically come if you just trust hard enough. As the Bible clearly states, poverty is literally sin and Jesus shunned the poor.
Of course, while there are many jobs a mother can do from home, the only biblically acceptable career is social media (selling courses, selling natural but unregulated supplements, selling business opportunities, digital panhandling...) mainly because it's not really a job. While there are several examples of working women in the Bible, like Priscilla, these women were not mothers and weren't following their true design. They were probably miserable and had sphinx cats.
So how does this hot new way of Biblical traditional womanhood for 2026 look? Obviously for me this is just a temporary thing just for a few weeks. This Journey of being a SAHD is my microtrend, a short break from The Wilderness™. God has different plans for us and He has promised the cash will start coming in soon, but what about others who want to be a SAHD until they become a SAHG? Can it be done?
Well get in and unbuckle yourself because Jesus is taking the wheel!
As Christians, we want to live with and nearby other Christians, so many young couples are packing up their stuff and moving back to where they came from, as people should, to their mom and dad's house. While condoning landlords and equity firms goes against our religion and core values, we mustn't overlook that sometimes our homes are not owned by God fearing Christians, which means constantly anointing and praying over our homes. Plus if you live in a city, you never know who is living next door. You could be sharing a roof with blue haired libs. Many Christians also feel unsafe and paranoid that they will be kidnapped in broad daylight in suburbia and have to carry holy guns. And if they really FEEL that unsafe, then the world must be super dangerous.
So in order to live somewhere holier, we need to be living with intentionality by being super selective with exactly where we live! Really pray to the Lord to find somewhere to live for you, usually this will result in nothing, which means you have no other option, but to live with your parents so you can carry out His plans for you. Sometimes God may not reveal this plan to become a SAHD until the last minute, often springing this precious gift upon your parents with no notice. If your parents truly trust in the Lord, they will welcome this surprise with open arms.
As a SAHD you will be living in a Godly household without the risk of paying rent to a non-Christian landlord, or the risk of paying rent period. Your role within the household will also shift severely and beyond words. Now you are no longer devoting your entire day to housework and raising your children, that's what your own mother is for. Suddenly you have free time to devote to the Lord and indulge in the teachings that reinforce your own worldviews. You have time to get started on the next short-lived grift that will definitely make you rich this time. You even have more time to obsess over your looks and save up for that botched conservative Christian girl face you always wanted.
However you decide to spend this season, don't forget that you are the winner here. Out there the libs are paying for rent with their masters degrees. You get to enjoy luxury time with the Lord as you go to Pilates or play tennis like I do and start a wine habit. This isn't entitlement, this is just what being blessed looks like.
Also I FRICKIN' LOVE MY STINKIN' HUSBAND, OKAY?! Stop saying we have marital issues because we are THRIVING right now in this new teenage season! So screw you, haters! Just wait until we become inline skating millionaires!
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