Amy Betty Stocky completely making up some FACTS!

Amy Betty Stocky is one of my media heroes! I mean heroines, we only don't misgender beautiful cis women here. Anyway, she has worked from the ground up and is spreading the good word of the Lord such as "women suck" and "western civilization is crumbling because we have too much freedom," just like the Bible says. I use her as a blueprint to copy and paste my own free thoughts and opinions.

Something I really admire about Amy is the way that she uses the Bible to back up her emotions, thereby her truth becomes THE truth- facts, if you will, unlike those science people who value feelings more than facts. If science wasn't based on emotions and vibes, then why does it keep changing? Amy knows the truth matters and how she feels about it. She isn't afraid to call out the bull frick and lies from the Enemy, who totally isn't a God btw, despite the logic of our sacred religion.

She's cool. She's edgy. Not to sound too 2017, but shes's -dare I say?- punk! She is NOT afraid to challenge the status quo, if not flat out reject reality itself. In a world which is completely at the mercy of the left, despite having a Republican president, it can be dangerous to speak the truth. Just look what happened to Small-Faced Charles. The terror organisation Antifa forced him to become an atheist vegan under the threat of being feminized if he did not comply. Amy is not afraid because she has the blood of Christ, she carries the flame, she beholdens the Word of God. Even her female brain can handle the truth and wisdom of the Lord. Her bravery and edginess is only comparable to pretty much most right wingers by now. She isn't afraid to trigger the libs. You can even say she enjoys indulging in upsetting people, just like Jesus preached.

But hey, the truth can be hard to hear, at least for libs. I personally love the truth because it reinforces my worldview. It gives me a feeling of righteousness without actually making an effort to do good deeds. Who doesn't want to hear they're a good person for just existing, while telling others they are bad people for just existing?

Anyway, Amy recently came out with yet another banger. It's funny how she is always so correct because she confirms my religious biases. A few days ago she biblically claimed that women who have hoe phases in their 20's literally never get married and have families. And can I just say that it SO true, because I am married and didn't have a hoe phase, except that one time. Lemme just quote here what she said:

"Warning to all women! Do not be like Alice Juniper, who is happily married and pregnant at the age of 31. As a podcaster with seven million listeners, every single woman in the world between the ages of 18 and 35 are listening to the advice she doesn't give and are copying her lifestyle. Let me tell you that NO women, except her, can sleep around and have multiple sexual partners throughout her 20's and early 30's and then get married and have children. It's physically impossible. No man will want you once you reach 35 when you realize you are destined to be a cat lady. Absolutely no-one ever gets married after 40, ever. I feel that it is the truth that if you go against God's design for women, then you will never have a beautiful white wedding and you will never get pregnant because your body is too full of STD's which you didn't get antibiotics for. I could back this up with statistics, but I have a Bible in my hand right now and if you question me, you are questioning God. Only Godly women get married!"

Another absolute mic drop moment. Amy speaks truth! Now I know many women in their 30's and I have personally never met a single woman who is alone because she used to enjoy one night stands and abortions, but you know, I want it to be true so badly, it might as well be true. If I can just find the right scripture, that Amy doesn't source because we should do our own research, then I will find the truth I want. 

Statistics are science, it is taught in liberal colleges, particularly in places that teach evolution and it involves math to understand. If the average God fearing Joe from Kentucky can't do basic multiplications or know what protein is, then statistics are the work of the Devil. This is why it is important to trust in the Lord so we can listen to the facts that we want to hear, to things that feel true. We must trust in these facts blindly without question in exactly the same way we trust in God. This is why I trust people like Amy to give me the facts without question. She says the right things. She soothes my emotions. She makes up facts that I want to hear. She allows me to indulge in my hatred and scorn against secular women who deserve to be refined in The Wilderness.™

It is refreshing to hear the teachings of Jesus through people who actually care about everyday people. Her calling is higher than any other Godly profession. She's too holy to heal the sick or feed the poor, she actively despises those things because she is here to put other women in their place like Jesus Himself would. She is so smart while knowing she is above things such as higher education and compassion. I must admit, I envy her intelligence and the way she can back up every single political viewpoint she has with random Bible verses. This is a woman sent directly and appointed by the Lord, which is why God invented podcasts and mass media.

Amy also makes me feel smart. I rely on her and pundits and grifters like her to do all the thinking for me. If I repost her spicy takes, then I'm essentially plagiarizing her own words. Often I try to copy her intelligence by recording my own hot takes in the car, mimicking her confidence. With enough heart and conviction, I too may become an important influencer like her, where I can assert my own stolen intellectual superiority over others. I often dream of that day. In the meantime, watch out for some more reposts and half-baked thoughts in my car!